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GE Theater: The Legend Walks Like a Man

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Ernest Borgnine star in a 1961 episode of General Electric Theater, Budd Schulberg's "The Legend That Walks Like A Man."

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[When I'm told to direct a scene, I direct it my way.]

[Your way? Your way went out of fashion 10 years ago,]

[you has-been!]

[Has-been? If it hadn't been for me, you'd still]

[be a hostess in a crummy den where I found you on]

[the wrong side of Shanghai.]

[You realize one word from me and you are straight back in the gutter?]

[Just whom do you think you are?]

[Not whom, who.]

[Your grammar, like your acting, is as crude as ever.]

[I'm Matty Moran, and I've fired a dozen actresses better than you'll ever be.]

[I'll have you fired.]

[You'll never work again.]

[You'll starve to death, you--[slap]. ]

[[♪ orchestra music ♪]]

[[♪ trumpets and drums ♪]]

[[Narrator] My town, Hollywood, U.S.A.]

[Main export, stardust.]

[I"m Red Myers, just an assistant director.]

[[♪ music ♪][Ernest Borgnine in]]

[[Budd Schulberg's The Legend That Walks Like a Man][♪ upbeat music ♪]]

[[Co-starting Zsa Zsa Gabor]]

[[Narrator] Rudolph Valentino,]

[Douglas Fairbanks, ]

[Jean Harlow, ]

[the gods and goddesses of our modern mythology.]

[And it's sort of typical of my town.]

[Sometimes we start out looking up to them and wind up walking]

[all over them.]

[Funny thing, though, as often as I've walked this gaudy midway, ]

[my feet just won't bring themselves to walk on Matty Moran.]

[He was the greatest, up there with the gods.]

[When you said director, you meant D.W. Griffith or ]

[C.B. DeMille, and after that, it was Matty Moran.]

[Where is he now?]

[Well, this is a crazy business.]

[How many of the stars he discovered even know he's in town.]

[Take Miss Sari Sanine, for instance.]

[The hottest foreign importation since Marlene.]

[It was Matty who found Sari in Shanghai,]

[brought her to Hollywood, married her, and made her a star.]

[And then she had him banned from the lot. ]

[On the screen, a hundred million men adore her.]

[On the set, oh brother.]

[That's a different story.]

[Will you love me forever?]

[Forever is for poets and fools. ]

[Well, at least until tomorrow?]

[Tomorrow is for dreamers.]

[Then tonight, this single bubble out of the glass, ]

[you cannot deny me.]

[[laughs] You realize that I can deny you everything or nothing?]

[I can make you my consort or have you hanged in the morning.]

[Oh, don't look so alarmed.]

[I decided I'm not going to have you hanged,]

[at least not for the moment.]

[Thank you, my queen, my beloved.]

[Oh! This boy is impossible!]

[He gives me nothing.]

[Sari, it's his first picture, and he has got talent. ]

[Talent? Just because he sings for some silly screaming school girls you]

[call that talent?]

[Sari. >> I'm going home.]

[You can shoot around me if you want to or call off this lousy picture as much as I care.]

[All right, boys. That's a wrap for the day.]

[[background chatter]]

[She may be Miss Box Office Champion, but she's Madame Murder on our schedule. ]

[How many days are we behind now, Red?]

[Seventeen.]

[And with the big battle scene still to be shot, not to mention]

[the battles with Sari.]

[I've been thinking, Vic, why not get ]

[another director and set up a second unit.]

[Got anyone in mind?]

[Matty Moran is available.]

[Matty Moran? That temperamental, old has-been?]

[Oh, you'd be surprised, Vic.]

[He's still got all the old energy and drive.]

[Besides, you'd be doing a great thing, not just for him, but for the whole industry.]

[Let's save the speeches for the Academy Awards.]

[Even if buy, what about the Empress?]

[They don't have to see each other.]

[He'd be handling stunt men, extras.]

[You could start him out, say, on that chase stuff.]

[If he does all right, well, let him handle the battle scenes.]

[What makes you think the great Moran would settle for second unit?]

[Even though he has been between pictures]

[for 10 years.]

[If I can talk him into it, does he get the job?]

[Don't pressure me, Red. I'll think it over. ]

[Hi, Larry. Where's Mr. Moran?]

[He's been a no-show all afternoon.]

[Gee, I finally got something cooking for him. Thanks.]

[I better give him a call. ]

[I hope nothing's happened. ]

[It's funny, but I can't help feeling nothing will ever happen to him.]

[Even when he's standing right here in front of me, I don't quite believe he's real. ]

[He's kind of more like a legend.]

[Yeah, well inside that legend there's a man who's]

[got to pay his rent and has got to eat.]

[[recording in background] This is a recording. You have reached a disconnected number.]

[And, incidentally, who's got to pay his phone bill. ]

[[Operator] This is a recording. You have reached a disconnected number.]

[Please be sure you are calling--[phone slams down]]

[Wouldn't you know. ]

[Are you acquainted with an M.F. Moran?]

[Why?]

[What's the pitch, officer? Is there anything wrong?]

[A couple of checks with a little rubber in them.]

[What's the tab on those checks?]

[$17.50 on one and $25.00 on another.]

[Well, I wonder, is there any way I can make them good for him?]

[Gentlemen, I came into see smiling faces. ]

[I thought this was a happy ship. ]

[Hello, Red. >>Mr. Moran.]

[Larry, this pub needs cheering up. ]

[I say drinks on the house for everybody.]

[Well, my old friends the law.]

[I made some pretty good pictures about you.]

[You're Matty Moran?]

[You used me as a technical director in one of your]

[movies 8 or 9 years ago. ]

[Sergeant Waters.]

[Sergeant Jack Waters, and it was Night Patrol.]

[Just about one of the best pictures I ever made.]

[You were a great help, Jack.]

[That's nice of you to say, Mr. Moran.]

[Call me Matty, Jack, everybody else does,]

[except this big bum who insists on calling me Mr. Moran. [laughs]]

[Uh, Matty--]

[Something you wanted?]

[Well, I did, but think it can be taken care of.]

[Well, good. Drop in any time, ]

[and if ever you or anyone of your family would like to visit the studios,]

[just let me know, Jack.]

[Thanks a million. Goodbye, now. >>Right.]

[Bye-bye.]

[Larry, old sport, another spot of the old amber for my]

[dear friend, Mr. Red Myers. [laughs]]

[Still the best assistant I ever had. [laughs]]

[I owe all that to you, Mr. Moran.]

[I've been trying to reach you.]

[Oh, I've been out at Warner's all day, Red.]

[J.L. has a big one coming up for me, but you know me,]

[nothing doing until I approve the script, J.L.]

[You're phone has been disconnected.]

[Temporarily, that bad electrical storm the other night.]

[Mmm.]

[These new shirts, you wear them twice and they]

[fall apart.]

[Look, Mr. Moran, there's something I've got to talk to you about, and, well, this just isn't]

[a very good place to do it.]

[How about letting me drop you off?]

[Then I'd like to come up for a minute, if I may?]

[Why, sure, sure, Red. [laughs]]

[Say, I just remembered, they're painting my apartment today.]

[Now look, Mr. Moran, you don't have to keep snowing me.]

[Is your apartment really being painted, or did your landlady just--]

[Now, Red, let's not jump to conclusions.]

[Look, Mr. Moran, you can kid your florist into giving you a fresh]

[carnation every morning, but you can't kid a kidder.]

[Now will you let me take you home, please, and ]

[talk to your landlady?]

[And then I'd like to fill you in on a story idea of mine]

[entitled the comeback of Matty Moran.]

[[♪ soft music ♪]]

[Well, I might accept the loan,]

[on one condition.]

[That I sign over to you 2½ percent]

[of my next independent production.]

[You know, Red, your couple of hundred dollars invested in the future of]

[a neglected genius could turn into a ]

[lifetime annuity. [laughs]]

[Thanks, Mr. Moran.]

[Not at all. Glad to let you in on it. [laughs]]

[[♪ upbeat music ♪]]

[Ta ta, Larry.]

[Just put that on my tab, will you, Larry?]

[[♪ upbeat music ♪]]

[[The General Electric Theater]]

[[♪ soft music ♪] [door opening]]

[You coming up, Red?]

[Be with you in a minute, Mr. Moran.]

[Okay.]

[[♪ music ♪]]

[[someone coming up the stairs]]

[[♪ music ♪]]

[Here you are, Red.]

[Thanks. ]

[Slainte, skol, salud, etc.]

[Etc. ]

[Oh, boy. You're still drinking that good 20-year-old stuff.]

[The best, Red. What else?]

[Go on, make yourself at home.]

[Thanks, thanks.]

[Say, I remember the night you won that. ]

[Yeah, we had a great time on that picture, didn't we, Red?]

[Yeah. What about this?]

[I don't think I've seen that before.]

[Well, that's my first paycheck from Mammoth Films for $10,000 a week.]

[Instead of cashing it I had it framed.]

[By the time I got around to needing it, Mammoth was out of business. [laughs]]

[But, still, it makes a nice bit of decoration.]

[It should at those prices. ]

[Well, tell me, Red. What's on your mind?]

[Well, Mr. Moran, I think I've got you a job.]

[On your picture? The First Empress?]

[That's right. ]

[I knew it they'd catch that big flap.]

[So they want me to come back, huh? Hallelujah! ]

[I've got it. I've got it.]

[I'm going to call Kerner and congratulate him on the ]

[smartest decision he's made as a producer in years. [laughs]]

[I forgot, the darn thing's dead.]

[Yeah, I know.]

[Oh, but, Red, Red--]

[Now look, Mr. Moran, will you listen to me for a second?]

[Vic Flanner is still directing The First Empress. ]

[But I'm talking to him about using you as a second unit director.]

[Second unit? ]

[Well, I know it's humble pie, but at least it's vitamins.]

[Me working second unit under Vic Flanner?]

[Why, I won this award when he was just a bit player, and a ham at that.]

[I know it's not what you should be doing.]

[If he thinks I'm going to play second fiddle to his Nero, he's crazy.]

[But at least it's a start. >>A start?]

[I've never stopped! ]

[You go back to Vic Flanner and tell him he can--]

[Another electrical storm?]

[Now look, Mr. M, I saw your landlady,]

[and I've settled that. ]

[I can take care of your light bill for you, but you've got to ]

[face facts.]

[Remember these, Red?]

[We used them in The Last Supper. ]

[What a scene.]

[Mr. Moran, pride is a virtue up to a point,]

[but you've got such a galloping case of it, it's become a disease.]

[Those cops you laughed it up with in Larry's,]

[they weren't looking for a tour through the studio.]

[I know. I know, pal. ]

[I've never been in that particular trouble before.]

[Even in the dark, read the handwriting on the wall. ]

[The time has come to be a second unit director.]

[All right, Red.]

[Maybe it's worth playing second ]

[fiddle to get a second start, huh?]

[Now you're making sense.]

[Oh, but, baby, just let me get that one picture under my belt and I'll--]

[Now slow down, Mr. Moran. Take it easy.]

[This town has changed a lot in the past few years, and you've got]

[a reputation for being stubborn, independent, impulsive.]

[All right, Red. I'll be a good boy.]

[Well, Sari's the star of this picture. ]

[That means you've got to be an extra good boy.]

[Stop worrying, Red.]

[So long as you know it's Last Chanceville. ]

[Red, as D.W. Griffith as my judge, exit madcap Matty Moran, ]

[enter methodical Matthew Moran.]

[[laughs] Watch me, boy.]

[I'm gonna do you proud.]

[You bet you are.]

[All right, well, I'll go see Vic Flanner and put in the old convincer.]

[Right, Red. Convincer?]

[You mean that two-bit DeMille ]

[needs to be sold on Matty Moran?]

[Well, forget it. ]

[One of these days he'll be glad to direct my second unit.]

[[door slam] [♪ music ♪] ]

[[♪ trumpet ♪]]

[Now, the guards have discovered about your secret rendevous with the empress. ]

[They're pounding on the door, you make your escape through the window,]

[look around, then hold it for a beat so I can come in for a close shot of the leading man.]

[Now, suddenly you hear a noise, the line drops.]

[That's Ronnie. ]

[You pop back in the window again, Ronnie takes a look from there. All right?]

[Okay. >>Places, everybody.]

[Red, look, I want this shot in can by at least 8:30, huh?]

[All right, everybody settle down.]

[This is final rehearsal. ]

[All right. Number one, take me up.]

[And, Red, for heaven sakes, get somebody on that drawbridge, will ya?]

[I need it for the next shot.]

[All right. You all set?]

[All right, Harry? >>Okay.]

[Okay, action.]

[Look around. That's it. ]

[Hold it for a beat. You see the line?]

[Pop in, Harry. That's it. ]

[All right, Ronnie. Come on down, boy.]

[Easy.]

[All right. Guards!]

[[swords clanking]]

[That's right. Okay, Ronnie, take your fall.]

[[screaming]]

[Cut! You all right, Ronnie?]

[Atta boy!]

[You okay? That was a great fall.]

[Get ready for the take.]

[Okay, take me down. Nice work, fellas.]

[Make it look tough, boys. Take me up, easy.]

[How's it going, Red?]

[Oh, hello, Mr. Kerner. Fine, fine.]

[How many set ups?]

[This will make 10, and big ones too, Mr. Kerner. ]

[They're tough ones.]

[Start your action up high. Keep taking me up. [swords clanking]]

[Step up the pace, boys. That's it. ]

[Now down he goes.]

[That's terrific. I wasn't sure that he still had it.]

[Oh, well, Mr. Moran always was a fast worker when]

[he was in the mood, and, of course, the crew's crazy about him, which doesn't hurt.]

[Okay, Red! Red!]

[All right, Mr. Moran. Excuse me, Mr. Kerner.]

[All right, boys, settle down. This is a take.]

[Those shots were really great, Matty,]

[especially the fall from the window. ]

[Real oofa stuff.]

[Oofa, that's real Moran, Mr. Kerner.]

[And the sword fights were terrific.]

[Fast, but not phony. ]

[Best time I've had in a projection room in months.]

[Thanks, Mr. Kerner.]

[Maybe we should have had you on this picture a lot sooner. ]

[[laughter] Thanks. ]

[We'll see you later. >>You bet.]

[Did you hear that?]

[Gosh, if you keep pitching like this, Mr. Moran, you're going to write your own ticket--]

[the biggest stars, the biggest pictures on the lot.]

[Now don't you worry, Red.]

[When I'm back up on top again, I won't forget my friends.]

[Oh, incidentally, what'd you say your name was again?]

[Myers, Red Myers, sir.]

[[laughs] ]

[Matty Moran, just the man I wanted to see.]

[Vic Flanner, well, how's my co-director?]

[Lance King, the newest teenage delight, Matty Moran.]

[Hi. >>Charmed, Dad.]

[Well, the word is all around the lot that you're making]

[a real contribution to my picture.]

[I'm delighted.]

[Well, I want to thank you for giving me the chance, Vic.]

[If you can still deliver, I'd be the first to spur you on.]

[After all, it's the picture and not the individual that counts.]

[Thank you, Vic.]

[If things were ever reversed, why I want]

[you to know I'd do the same thing for you.]

[Well, as a matter of fact, Matty, tomorrow I've got]

[a rather rough day working with Lance.]

[I told Sari she could have the day off, but if you would take over]

[her next little sequence for me--it's the one where she]

[puts on the servant's clothes to escape the palace.]

[Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I read it.]

[It's a nice little scene.]

[You think you can handle it?]

[What'll you bet I got it in the can before lunch break?]

[Good boy, Matty.]

[That'll save us a day, at least. I'm counting on you.]

[Practically done.]

[Aren't you being unduly generous, Dad?]

[Throwing him to his old nemesis, Sari?]

[It's like tossing a juicy Christian to a hungry lion.]

[But even I've heard the word on them.]

[I mean, under control, Dad,]

[the new Matty Moran.]

[Well, I'm counting on the old Sari Sanine to]

[bring out the old Matty Moran.]

[Wow.]

[[background chatter] Good morning, gentlemen.]

[Good morning. [Everyone talking]]

[[whistling] Now hear this!]

[Today is a big day.]

[Your captain expects every man aboard to give his last]

[drop of life's blood for the grand old flag]

[of Transglobe Pictures.[laughter]]

[Carry on, men.]

[Well, it's the big one, boss. Good luck.]

[Thank you, Red.]

[And just relax like old times, huh? >>Right.]

[Miss Sanine here? >>In her dressing room.]

[Tell her I want to see her.]

[Belay that. I'll go see her.]

[The mountain will go to her majesty.]

[Atta boy! [background chatter]]

[[♪ soft music ♪]]

[Aww!]

[Matty, darling!]

[Sari!]

[Oh, my darling.]

[Darling, how do you do it?]

[You actually look more beautiful than when I found you in Shanghai.]

[And you, Matty, you look wonderful.]

[You know, darling, I'm so excited about this day.]

[When my astrologer told me that something old]

[is going to come back into my life in a new way, I never dreamt]

[it's going to be you.]

[And not just for this one day of shooting, Sari, darling.]

[Tonight after we finish work, I have a story to tell you.]

[Only you could play it.]

[[laughs] And only you can direct it?]

[Well, we'll come to that when we come to that.]

[You know, Matty, sometimes I really wonder]

[how we could part.]

[You adored me so.]

[You used to call me your little white Persian kitten.]

[Mmm, my white Persian kitten.]

[No wonder you're the world's image of desire.]

[But, duty calls. ]

[Da-da-da-da-da-da!]

[Sari, darling, we're going to have a rehearsal. ]

[Okay, sir. I will wait for your orders.]

[And, Matty darling, please don't believe all those terrible things]

[they say about me, that I'm temperamental.]

[I'm going to be putty in your hands.]

[Thank you, darling. [laughs]]

[All right, boys, settle down for rehearsal.]

[Jim, I need Deborah. >>Sweetheart--]

[Hurry and get undressed so I can put on your clothes, then hide in that closet until I escape.]

[Well, hurry. What's the matter you silly goose?]

[Cut. Print. [laughs]]

[Sari, you're a doll. ]

[Red, from now on her name is one-take Sari.]

[Sweetheart, the next set up is at the entrance to the secret stairway.]

[You'll be wearing the kitchen maid's dress, and we'll be ready for you]

[in fifteen minutes.]

[Thank you, maestro, I'll hurry.]

[Thank you, dear.]

[Maestro, you've really got her eating out of your hands.]

[And with Sari in your corner, Mr. Moran, ]

[why you'll be right back on top again.]

[I can see it, Red. I can feel it.]

[I can almost taste it.]

[But first thing's first. Let's get this set up.]

[Red, I've got an idea for this secret stairway.]

[Now--]

[[background chatter]]

[Well, sir? How do you like it?]

[Magnificent, like an empress.]

[Only in this scene you're not playing the empress, you're impersonating her]

[kitchen maid, remember?]

[Of course I remember. ]

[After all, I've been on this picture for two months, and you're only on it for two weeks.]

[I seem to understand a little bit better than you do.]

[Not if you play the scene in that costume you don't.]

[The whole point is that you pass for a kitchen maid.]

[But, Matt darling, even as a kitchen maid I have to look glamorous.]

[This is what my public expects me to be.]

[Darling, that's what makes a hash of every story.]

[You glamour dolls are afraid to look real.]

[I want you to wear exactly the same dress the kitchen maid was wearing.]

[Sweetheart, I am the star of this picture, ]

[and this is the gown I am going to wear.]

[Well, sweetheart, I'm the director of this picture, and that's not the ]

[gown you're going to wear.]

[You're going to change it right now, and that's an order.]

[An order?]

[And are you really the director of this picture?]

[Isn't it funny, all this time I was under the impression]

[that Vic Flanner was the director.]

[When I'm told to direct a scene, I direct it my way.]

[Your way? Your way went out of fashion 10 ]

[years ago, you has-been.]

[Has-been? If it hadn't been for me, you'd still be a hostess]

[in a crummy den where I found you on the wrong side of Shanghai.]

[You barbarian, you realize one word from ]

[me and you are straight back in the gutter?]

[Just whom do you think you are?]

[Not whom, who. ]

[Your grammar, like your acting, is as crude as ever.]

[I'm Matty Moran, and I've fired a dozen]

[actresses better than you'll ever be.]

[You fire me? I'll have you fired.]

[You'll never work again. You'll starve to death, you--[slap].]

[[♪ dramatic music ♪][♪ trumpets ♪]]

[Stop worrying, Red.]

[We've been in worse trouble than this before, haven't we?]

[Well, I think I'll go over to Larry's place and sit it out.]

[I can't stand the suspense.]

[[laughs]]

[All right, boys. That's a wrap for the day.]

[[♪ slow music ♪]]

[Hi, Red.]

[Well, Mr. Moran! Hey, from the look of that grin]

[on your face, we might have come out on top, huh?]

[L.P. says I can go back to second unit.]

[Shalom! >>All I have to do is to apologize to Sari.]

[Well, we're back in business then, huh?]

[Me, apologize?]

[I told him if there was any apologizing to be done]

[it's she who ought to be apologizing to me.]

[Either I'm a director or I'm an office boy.]

[I guess I should have known.]

[There's no room in a director's lunchbox for humble pie, is there?]

[Now come on, Red. Stop looking so worried.]

[[laughs] I've got a lot things on the fire.]

[Matter of fact, we've got to call Goldwyn.]

[Don't be too surprised if I step into a big assignment.]

[[laughs] And you'll be right there with me, baby.]

[Matty Moran looks after his own.]

[Oh, incidentally, you got a dime handy?]

[Oh, sure. >>Thank you, partner.]

[[♪ soft music ♪] ]

[You know, I just learned something, Larry.]

[The Matty Morans of this world don't come back.]

[Comebacks are for ordinary people.]

[I don't know, maybe there never was a Matty Moran.]

[Maybe he's just the eternal fresh carnation,]

[the eternal grin, the eternal hope.]

[He's a legend, Red.]

[Yeah, a legend that walks like a man.]

[Well, here's to both of them, ]

[the legend and the man.]

[[glasses clink] [♪ upbeat music ♪] Is he in?]

[Just tell him Matty Moran.]

[[♪ upbeat music ♪]]

[[Directed by Herschel Daugherty]]

[[Teleplay by Budd Schulberg From his own Short Story]]

[[Produced by Stanley Rubin]]

[[Starring Ernest Borgnine]]

[[Co-Starting Zsa Zsa Gabor]]

[[with William Schallert, Ralph Clanton, James Lydon, Anthony Hall Jason Robards, Sr., Ralph Sanford]]

[[Music, Jerry Goldsmith]]

[[Director of Photography, John L. Russell, A.S.C.]]

[[Art Director, George Patrick, Editorial Supervisor, David J. O'Connell]]

[[Film Editor, Edward Haire, A.C.E., Musical Supervision, Stanley Wilson]]

[[Sound, William Lynch]]

[[Assistant Director, James H. Brown, Set Decorators John McCarthy and James S. Redd]]

[[Costume Supervisor, Vincent Dee, Makeup, Jack Barron, Hair Stylist, Florence Bush]]

[[♪ upbeat music ♪]]